搞笑英语段子带翻译

搞笑英语段子带翻译：

 

1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

钱不是问题，问题是没钱!

 

2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda …

烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫…

 

3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

 

4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

 

5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

 

6. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like …………… like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

 "什么叫乐观派的人?""这个……………就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"

 

7. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?

避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?

 

8.the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear …

关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤……